I go to karaoke most thursdays, because it's fun, there are $2 wells, and that's just where everyone seems to go on thursdays. I sing Mein Herr from Cabaret most thursdays, with some Lady Gaga mixed in, rarely I'll do some NIN or throw down some Sean Paul to show the boys I can keep up with their white rappering.
Last night my friend, Katie (Katie 007 in my phone,... for reasons unknown) turns to me and says with her eyebrows lifted and optimistic, "Hey Steph, you should sing that song you sing... um that German one... Mein.... Kampf!"
So I told her "I would but ZERE ARE TOO MANY FACKING JEWZ IN HERE!"
hahahaha. Unfortunately my friend Sherry happens to be Jewish and she turned dramatically towards me with huge eyes, "What the f*#$ is wrong with you?"
Katie totally started it.
A minute or two later this girl (who I don't really like; she's from Utah and judges me) was trying to get the attention of one of my friends. She had her arm up and was sort of waving, but no one was paying attention. So she just had her arm suspended lamely in the air.
I couldn't help it.
"SIEG HEIL!" I saluted her and burst out laughing at my second awesome Nazi joke in a 10 minute period. Then Sherry beat me up.
Not really.
Karaoke is awesome.
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