I had to Google spellcheck the German

I go to karaoke most thursdays, because it's fun, there are $2 wells, and that's just where everyone seems to go on thursdays. I sing Mein Herr from Cabaret most thursdays, with some Lady Gaga mixed in, rarely I'll do some NIN or throw down some Sean Paul to show the boys I can keep up with their white rappering.

Last night my friend, Katie (Katie 007 in my phone,... for reasons unknown) turns to me and says with her eyebrows lifted and optimistic, "Hey Steph, you should sing that song you sing... um that German one... Mein.... Kampf!"

So I told her "I would but ZERE ARE TOO MANY FACKING JEWZ IN HERE!"

hahahaha. Unfortunately my friend Sherry happens to be Jewish and she turned dramatically towards me with huge eyes, "What the f*#$ is wrong with you?"

Katie totally started it.

A minute or two later this girl (who I don't really like; she's from Utah and judges me) was trying to get the attention of one of my friends. She had her arm up and was sort of waving, but no one was paying attention. So she just had her arm suspended lamely in the air.

I couldn't help it.

"SIEG HEIL!" I saluted her and burst out laughing at my second awesome Nazi joke in a 10 minute period. Then Sherry beat me up.


Not really.

Karaoke is awesome.

Dancing with the fishes

Listening to: Lil Wayne - Exquisite (feat. Tyga & Gata)

(Joke, actually I'm watching Drinky Crow. But that was the last thing playing before I shut the music off for Drinky. I Heart. Heart. Heart Tony Millionaire.)

Studio Augenblick is at it again with Ugly Americans. SO GOOD. Why am I plugging all these cartoons? I watch too many cartoons while I drink spiked horchata and knit. Weird.

I don't like to admit what I do on a regular basis. Especially now that my drawing has been replaced by a lot of .... 3D.... mediums...

Give me a tiny animal, and I can knit the shit out of it.

(Anyways)


...

San Francisco has a museum/aquarium that turns into a nightclub on Thursdays. I haven't been yet. Please have a shark tank with D&B please please please shark taaaaaaank and club music. I will implode.

I'm excited about that. My blood is excited by it. Dancing with sharks. >.
Can we go every week?

My appetite for going out is not currently being satisfied. It's 2AM on a Monday. There isn't anything that can be done. I'm too old to have nocturnal weirdo friends (apparently). People my age are supposed to have jobs. =[