After hearing about Russell Brand's alleged 'sex addiction' I had to do some internet research to see whether or not it sounded like a publicity stunt or a real medical problem. And the descriptions written by the sexually repressed got me giggling...
"The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatric Disorders, Volume Four describes sex addiction, under the category “Sexual Disorders Not Otherwise Specified,” as “distress about a pattern of repeated sexual relationships involving a succession of lovers who are experienced by the individual only as things to be used.”
"Increasing sexual provocation in our society has spawned an increase in the number of individuals engaging in a variety of unusual or illicit sexual practices, such as phone sex, the use of escort services, and computer pornography. More of these individuals and their partners are seeking help."
HAHAHAHAHAHA uh oh. I've got another self diagnosis!
I love that they lump phone sex and internet porn with prostitution...
Oh my god, even better. The same website has a "top 10 myths about masturbation" and it is hilarious.
#7 Do Kellog's cornflakes make you not want to masturbate?
"Mr. Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained celibate even in marriage. Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne."
HAHAHAHHAAH round shoulders wtf?
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